[center][h2]Demon Archer[/h2][/center]

"Hmph, still not using my esteemed titles... You are how to say... 'bumming me out'." Pouting from her perch the top of the couch's upholstery instead of using the seat like a proper person (thank god for the Japanese custom of walking barefoot indoors), the dreaded Nobunaga looked like she was tired trying to convince the girl, simply sighing in slightly disgusted reproval at the recalcitrant summoner that now had her services. 

Two inches shorter than the whole five feet and dressed in what one could call an overly large man's shirt that was used as an impromptu dress, the Great Demon King that had the entirety of the Land of the Rising Sun almost unified simply slothfully crunched away at the Haagen-Daz bar in hand while exulting in the smooth sweetness and crunchy texture held within. How indulgent... no wonder the youth of today were so spoiled. In her days, such luxurious ingredients would have equated to perhaps fifty times their weight in measurements of rice. 

And the internet! What a glorious invention that was, an intangible but ever present entity that was equal amounts of archive, gallery, and communication device built into one easily accessible package. That wasn't even counting the various gimmicks that could help one while away the time such as games and perhaps the influx of pertinent 'education aids' concerning certain matters that most humans would have a fascination for. 

As it was though, appearances had to be kept and the dignity of a warlord was not one to be tarnished outside of private matters so a bit of effort was to be put into things. Flashing with a red aura that smoldered for a few seconds before engulfing the miniature woman outright in a heatless blaze, the formerly sloven unifier was now dressed in a charismatic military uniform that mixed both occidental and oriental features together into one seamless whole, as expected of the one named Nobunaga. "But yes, I am done with the changing. One can only afford to be lazy when they can plan and scheme like I." Cape flowing heroically, the vertically handicapped hero gave a wide grin that was less like a human's and more like that of a hungry wolf's, ruby eyes flashing with a decisive glint that could end long-lived clans.