[quote=@The Mighty Hero]
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I laughed so hard....
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I won't lie, I kind of want to see that slave auction.

[b]Auctioneer:[/b] Murder-Hobos! Getch-yah murder-hobos here! We've got big murder-hobos, short murder-hobos, fat murder-hobos, skinny murder-hobos... why you name a type of murder-hobo and if we ain't got it, then it just can't be got, I tell you what! Murder-Hobos! Getch-yah murder-hobos here! That's right folks each one of these fine specimens is a guaranteed jobless, bloodthirsty, corpse-looting bastard... or your money back! MURDER-HOBOS! GETCH-YAH MURDER-HOBOS HERE!