[h1]AND NOW, THE MOMENT NO ONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE GRAND UNVEILING OF A POST [i]FOUR MONTHS[/i] IN THE MAKING![/h1]

...aaaand I still need to write an epilogue.

Faaaaaaaaaaaack

Yeah, I got off my lazy bones and finished my post. Shocker

Its sadisticly long, so I separated it into four([s]?[/s])(!) parts

[s]not because I had a typo in the formating anywere or anything[/s]

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO PROOF SOMETHING THAT FUCKING LARGE?!

Meh. Well. Its done, and I just stayed up all night working on it.

Yep from 11:00 pm to 5:20 am.

Pardon me if I'm a little weird.

Edit: All told, its exactly 40,430 characters or 6,674 words long, including formatting and shit