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Plot twist:

Darius is the true Harem Master.

The only reason he will end up near Duncan is because everyone else will end up near Duncan, but Darius won't be quite sure what to say to win them over. And everyone else will only be near Duncan as an excuse to be near Darius.
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Ciara will be the only one immune to his hareming, due to his dislike of music - she alone must defeat him, and free everyone else from the harem.