[quote=@Sir Lurksalot]
[@Member 00492]
I'mma read that when I get the chance, but that sounds pretty close to what I was aiming for- Some guy with immense potential... if he wasn't a chainsmoking, borderline-alcoholic who wanted nothing to do with superheroics and never trained a day in his entire goddamn life until it was abruptly (and literally) beaten into his face.

I'll put a sheet up when I'm off work.
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I think Major Bummer got involved whenever he saw a chick in a spandex uniform for the first time. Which is really all it'd take for any man to spring into action. 

-00492