Oh my G*d (can't use his name in vain, not that [i]they'd[/i] know [i]that[/i]), those gosh darn heathens are ruining society with their Pagan rituals and beliefs in geology and astronomy! So what, the Universe is ever expanding. Good for it. BUT this planet is only a few thousand years old, because I say so. And climate change? Just another heathen ploy to corrupt our children, like the internet and HBO.*shudder* Nothing worse for pre-teens than HBO.

And don't even get me started on the number 7.