I usually write a disclaimer so no one gets offended by you guys seem pretty open minded and nonjudgmental.

I've just had this idea for the longest time now...
"God" was probably the outcast of His society. He is a higher dimensional being with great powers who started popping universes and worlds left and right.  Someday he thought about wanting some live action toys so he created humans and shit. Reason he left? He went to therapy in his world for being socially awkward, ignoring all the other "god" kids and locking up in his own self made 3d dimension playing with humans/angels/and many made up(literally) shit. His mum probably dragged his arse out of our universe. I mean just imagine...
[color=ec008c]"Yahweh! You naughty naughty God! Get out of your universe RIGHT NOW and start socializing with the other god-kids."[/color]
[color=00aeef]"But muuuuum!"[/color]
[color=ec008c]"GET OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE OR I WILL THROW IT IN THE BLACK HOLE!"[/color]