Dragons? My [i]gosh[/i], those are the most annoying creatures ever to roam the earth! You see, I was once walking down the street when some sicknasty dragon took a dump RIGHT on top of me. I had to use TWICE as much shampoo as I usually did on that day. And have you [i]ever[/i] heard about that band called Imagine Dragons? They're like [i]soooooooooo overated![/i]

And don't get me started on third-wave feminism!

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[i]I actually do dig Imagine Dragons. Hit me up.[/i]
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