Oh my gosh the third-wave of feminism is my jam y'all, not the feminazi stuff, the real stuff -- true equality between the sexes, hell yeah! I wanna be in the draft -- wait not really, but for the sake of equality I definitely do! Micropolitics of gender equality are the shit, seriously. Let's give men and women leave when a family has a child. That's right. PATERNITY LEAVE MOTHER TRUCKERS. THEN MEN COULD BOND WITH THEIR CHIDLREN AND WOMEN WANTING TO HAVE A FAMILY WOULDN'T BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST -- E'RY ONE WOULD BE TAKING LEAVE FOR THAT UGLY CRYING WHELP! Oh, and let's support ALL victims of sexual assault, men and women! Cuz the meninists sure don't seem to be doing much. 

THIRD WAVE FEMINISM IS MY BAE. BELIAEL OUT.

Don't even get me started on strawberry rhubarb pie, I might lose it again. 

[hider=a note...] Also, that post is not a joke. I take my third-wave feminism seriously. FiGHt mE![/hider]