[hider=SIGINT][quote]1. Favorite color?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Definitely not pink."[/color]

[quote]2. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Is this a fucking job interview?"[/color]

[quote]3. If you lived on earth, what would your nationality be?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Сука блять."[/color]

[quote]4. Sexual orientation?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Straight as straight gets. Giggles confuses me, though."[/color]

[quote]5. What do you look for in a member of the preferred sex?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"He'd have to be willing to put up with my shit on a near-constant basis, for starters."[/color]

[quote]6. Favorite video game?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Dwarf Fortress, hands down. Nethack is a close second."[/color]

[quote]7. You're trapped on a deserted island. You can bring one tool to help you survive. What do you choose?[/quote]
https://www.amazon.com/How-Build-Sail-Small-Boats/dp/1406787493

[quote]8. What's your favorite word/phrase?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Usually the most recent creatively vulgar thing I've said that day."[/color]

[quote]9. Space Pepsi or Galacticola?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Space Pepsi all the way. You can avoid the bad space-aftertaste by space-drinking more Space Pepsi."[/color]

[quote]10. Favorite book?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Night Watch."[/color]

[quote]11. What do you smell like?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"...When [i]was[/i] the last time I showered?"[/color]

[quote]12. Do you like flowers? What kind is your favorite?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"PFFFffffttttt."[/color]

[quote]13. What Harry Potter house would you be sorted into?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]""Probably Ravencla—I mean, what is that, that sounds like a nerd thing, I dunno, I've never heard of it."[/color]

[quote]14. Favorite leisure activity?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Identity theft."[/color]

[quote]15. What earth location would you most like to visit?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Like, all of them."[/color]

[quote]16. What kind of underwear do you wear?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"I have [i]at least[/i] this much self-respect."[/color]

[quote]17. What day is your birthday?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Are we even using the Gregorian Calendar in this setting? Anyway, it's February 27th."[/color]

[quote]18. Favorite food?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPtMHSYtPc4]BEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEr[/url][/color]

[quote]19. What real or fictional character would you most like to meet?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"I'd like to meet the person who writes me and piledrive her for being so unforgivably fucking lame."[/color]

[quote]20. What's your Dungeons and Dragons alignment?[/quote]
[color=f49ac2]"Probably somewhere between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral. I've swung between the two at various points in my life."[/color][/hider]