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1. Favorite color?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Mmm, they say black goes with everything, but I like brown, man. You don't see enough brown in a city. Not until it rusts."[/colour][/i]

2. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"A colony of stenogastrine wasps has no queen, no soldiers, no hierarchy of blood. Each hoverwasp is free to leave if it chooses, and who gets to lay the eggs is decided by age order. They forage for food and pick roles based on need... Basically the perfect society. And they're wasps, so they can fight like a motherfucker."[/colour][/i]

3. If you lived on earth, what would your nationality be?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"yeah nah Straya cunt"[/colour][/i]

4. Sexual orientation?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"What? I'm not fuckin' gay, man. I'm straight. I like girls. Women. Babes. Y'know, not men. No homo, bruh. None. At all. Nope. Truth. No boys. Just girls. Definitely."[/colour][/i]

5. What do you look for in a member of the preferred sex?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"A pulse, usually."[/colour][/i]

6. Favorite video game?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Ever given [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F3ZWEEbF4]Surgeon Simulator[/url] a shot? It's where I picked up all my medical skills!"[/colour][/i]

7. You're trapped on a deserted island. You can bring one tool to help you survive. What do you choose?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"My machete, obviously. Those aren't keyrings dangling off the end, that's a lighter, a waterbag, and a vial of non-toxic disinfectant. ...What, you think I haven't been in this situation before?"[/colour][/i]

8. What's your favorite word/phrase?

[colour=darkkhaki][i]"Uh,[/i] fuck the feds?[i]"[/i][/colour]

9. Space Pepsi or Galacticola?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Fuck, man, I don't even check the brandname anymore. Just the caffeine content."[/colour][/i]

10. Favorite book?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Tim Winton's 'The Turning' is a book of sixteenish short stories, all of them documenting moments of change in people's lives. It's... If you look at it as a story, it's bland, slow, kind of empty. The characters are nothing special. It's more of an experience- A taste of time and place, if you get what I'm saying. It makes you feel things you can't quite describe."

"...What? I have culture."[/colour][/i]

11. What do you smell like?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Let's see... Jacket, smoke. Tank top, gym. Socks, also gym. Armpits, Hell. Gloves, dirt. Machete, blood. Boots, burnt rubber. The usual."[/colour][/i]

12. Do you like flowers? What kind is your favorite?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Mrrngmmehhrrmmmuehhhhh."

[sub]"...Daffodils. It's daffodils."[/sub][/colour][/i]

13. What Harry Potter house would you be sorted into?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Gryffindor, obviously, but man, the house system is stuffed. Helga Hufflepuff was the only one with the right idea."[/colour][/i]

14. Favorite leisure activity?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"I... Reading. And I mean, VR gymming, with sim games, and driving, and fucking... And playing the synth... But yeah. Reading."[/colour][/i]

15. What earth location would you most like to visit?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"I wanna hit Washington and light fires."[/colour][/i]

16. What kind of underwear do you wear?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"Black. Women's shorts. If I know I'm about to be in a long fight or something I might throw on a sports bra. Who the fuck is even asking these, anyway?"[/colour][/i]

17. What day is your birthday?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"It... Wasn't recorded. Reasons."[/colour][/i]

18. Favorite food?

[i][colour=darkkhaki]"I lost most of my taste bugs to nerve injury over the years. If it has calories, I'll eat it. Fries with gravy are still greasy enough to make me feel something, though."[/colour][/i]

19. What real or fictional character would you most like to meet?

[colour=darkkhaki][i]"I wanna find the guy who invented girl pockets and punch him in the [/i]face.[i]"[/i][/colour]

20. What's your Dungeons and Dragons alignment?

[colour=darkkhaki][i]"What? Chaotic good, [/i]obviously,[i]"[/i][/colour][i] said the terrorist, snapping the lighter at the end of his flamethrower. [/i][colour=darkkhaki][i]"Are we done here?"[/i][/colour]
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