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[quote]1. Favorite color?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Any color that doesn't trigger seizures."[/color]

[quote]2. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Aren't humans animals to begin with? I'm looking at things from a scientific aspect, not a cultural one."[/color]
[i]I mean, what non-human animal would you want to be?[/i]
[color=lightblue]"Definitely not anything at the bottom of the food pyramid."[/color]
[i]Just settle for a concrete answer already.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"A bird? I don't even-"[/color]
[i]Nah, forget it.[/i]

[quote]3. If you lived on earth, what would your nationality be?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Hey, I do come from Earth, right?"[/color]
[i]That Earth was a parallel world. According to the admins, there is no Earth within this universe.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"What admins?"[/color]
[i]We should probably skip this one too.[/i]

[quote]4. Sexual orientation?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Heterosexual. I have nothing against homos, though."[/color]

[quote]5. What do you look for in a member of the preferred sex?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"The curves."[/color]
[i]Ewwwwwww...[/i]
[color=lightblue]"I mean, the attitude. Everybody needs a hug sometimes..."[/color]
[i]Never mind that, let's move on.[/i]

[quote]6. Favorite video game?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"I do love games with deep stories and emotional endings."[/color]
[i]You're getting out of character.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"The CS didn't say anything about me being a omnicidal maniac."[/color]
[i]Just settle for something.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"I'll go for [i]Undertale[/i]."[/color]
[i]No.[/i]

[quote]7. You're trapped on a deserted island. You can bring one tool to help you survive. What do you choose?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"My guts and wits."[/color]
[i]Choose a tangible tool.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"Well, I'd rather [i]not[/i] get stuck on a deserted island."[/color]
[i]...[/i]

[quote]8. What's your favorite word/phrase?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Anything snarky."[/color]
[i]Wow, snark. That's original.[/i]

[quote]9. Space Pepsi or Galacticola?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"I prefer iced tea."[/color]
[i]Choose from the two.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"I don't guzzle industrial waste, buddy."[/color]

[quote]10. Favorite book?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"I don't read that much."[/color]
[i]JUST. CHOOSE. SOMETHING.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"Man, I've seen some wonderful novels throughout my life. There's [i]The Chronicles Of Narnia[/i], [i]The Giver[/i], and, well, I'll have to settle for something. The choice is hard. I'll go for....."[/color]
[i]For?[/i]
[color=lightblue]"My history textbook."[/color]
[i]Wow. Just wow.[/i]

[quote]11. What do you smell like?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Why would anybody want to sniff me, anyway?"[/color]

[quote]12. Do you like flowers? What kind is your favorite?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Seriously?"[/color]

[quote]13. What Harry Potter house would you be sorted into?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Are you [i]sirius[/i]?"[/color]
[i]Yes, I'm dead Sirius.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"I do hope that you get mopped by a true Potterhead someday."[/color]

[quote]14. Favorite leisure activity?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Listening to music."[/color]

[quote]15. What earth location would you most like to visit?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"All of them?"[/color]
[i]I guess there's no use in arguing with you anymore, but I strongly suggest that you answer in a more specific manner for the sake of our dear readers.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"The Internet."[/color]
[i]I hate you.[/i]

[quote]16. What kind of underwear do you wear?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Do I really have to answer this one?"[/color]
[i]Probably not. Just don't engage in any fanservice.[/i]

[quote]17. What day is your birthday?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"That wasn't in the CS."[/color]
[i]Whoops, sorry about that. What about May 30?[/i]
[color=lightblue]"Okay?"[/color]

[quote]18. Favorite food?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Anything Asian. Dumplings, noodles, and heavily-flavored rice are all granted a place within my stomach."[/color]
[i]...and into the toilet bowl.[/i]

[quote]19. What real or fictional character would you most like to meet?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"Whoever created me."[/color]
[i]I created you.[/i]
[color=lightblue]"..."[/color]
[i]Are you suffering from an existential crisis yet?[/i]
[color=lightblue]"No, I'm not surprised at all. Where else would all the unnecessary spaces in my part of the story come from, anyway?"[/color]
[i]Sheesh, I was just trying to preserve the suspense, man.[/i]

[quote]20. What's your Dungeons and Dragons alignment?[/quote]
[color=lightblue]"True Neutral."[/color]
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