just for that pic 

so you're just driving your rich grandma's new bugatti around right
a train comes but you gotta take your friends home
you think the bugatti's fast enough to beat the train before it comes
so you speed up
and the train hits you
all of your friends die horribly
but you
your lucky undeserving ass miraculously SURVIVES
and you live in constant pain and are suffering from major health problems
one being extreme disfigurement of your entire body especially your ugly mug
you are so ugly and helpless that your family abandons you and dumps you on the side of Highway 50, near the woods
some guy named Johnson finds you a couple days later, cold and starving, unable to move thanks to the train accident
it left your limbs movable, but utterly unusable, so you cannot walk to the nearest 7/11 that is literally only a 17 minute walk from your position
anyways, Johnson helps you into the back of his rusty and horribly messy pickup
he lives about 30 minutes away, taking a dirt road is the only way to reach his place, and it's hard to spot
but since he lives there he obviously knows where to go
Johnson says nothing and nonchalantly unloads you from the pickup and throws you in a wheelchair
you can't really fit because your limbs are in different directions
you are excited he saved you and can't shut up, thanking him over and over again
he never talks, acts like you're not even saying a word, probably because he can't even fucking understand you
train accident really messed up your face that bad, man, that whatever you say is muffled by the permanent swelling
Johnson dumps you in the basement, then that's when you realize this has no good ending
he leaves you down there for two hours, and during those two hours you can thump and crawl only 4 feet and 3 quarters to reach a crowbar
when he comes down you try to fight him, somehow managing to get 'im real good in the shins, to which Johnson cries out in pain
but since you are so disabled, he just kicks you once, and next thing you know you are screaming in pain
he didn't even kick you that hard
through your swollen gaze you notice he is Chinese, or at least half
he raises his spices and sprinkles them in your eyes, so that you can see no longer
you're blind, you can feel Johnson picking you up and putting you on a table in the back of the basement
and you can also hear the sharpening of blades
Johnson then decides he wants his meat cured, however, and hangs you up by your underside (not your ankles, they're all over the place what the fuck???)
as you dangle, you can smell his horrid beer & rotten tuna breath for the longest time
then your throat is slit
your spirit rises and you watch from the corner, unable to move, as Johnson prepares you for a good meal
he eats almost every inch of you, occasionally feeding some to the dogs and cats, even the rats
and even as a spirit, you cannot do anything but sit there and watch
for eternity
you are stuck in that corner forever.
no matter what.