[@TheWindel]
I am deeply offended by your idiotic accusation, you simplistic mule! I'll have you informed that I am no mere triple-stack of hogs concealed within a large trench coat! The thought of such a claim makes the skin on my very muscle twitch with untimely annoyance, you insufferable GM you! I am, if anything, a very generous mountain of bananas concealed by nothing more than a singular propeller cap and a gray sweater.

Nah but in all seriousness, you're right. Not about the pig thing, but the sex thing.

[@The 42nd Gecko]
We have to remember that there's going to be a group of oddballs that can't actually do it, so they'll have a collab commenting on all of the lewd action.