[quote=@luna558]
Granted! but a scientist saw it and wondered why you were so instead of reading the book he kidnapped you and is doing tests as we speak
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He?

[quote=@CollectorOfMyst]
[s]Granted, but suddenly, you are vegetarian.[/s]
[sup]Foster is also a ninja[/sup]

You write a book, yes, and then retire. Immediately after, a horde of unsatisfied people demand their money back, leaving you penniless.

I wish for Foster to reply to this.
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Of course I'm a ninja. also, granted, this is my late reply after all the conservation of ninjitsu takes effect.

[quote]granted but it turns out to be a future foster parent named luna[/quote]
[i]Reaaaaaaallly[/i] starting to think you're planning on kidnapping me...

Oh right, wing tats... Granted, but they're real wings... from a rub-on tattoo... you fly too close to the sun and...
(I'm going to have a TON of notifications when I wake up.... I just know it)

Right, staying on topic... the sun scorches them on permenently... as a sunburn... also, you now have skin cancer.