[quote=@Muttonhawk]
I tasted a good dose of piss in my cereal this morning. It turns out I am short one course from graduating my degree. After several hours of exhausting all options on the phone, looks like it's one more semester for me, woooo...
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You need to translate all that for me. What does it mean to be short one course? How did that happen in the first place?

Edit: WHAT'S UNDERLOADING?!?! *freaks out*