[@Lucidnonsense]"I don't remember." he responded bluntly.  "Probably Second or Third. I know in the First I was working with a succubus to get priests to break their vow of celibacy, mostly because of her.  It was one of two hundred years after that.  I was trying to turn priest to the other side, don't remember which, when one of the Knights realized I was a demon.  Or maybe he realized I was turning priests.  Can't remember.  He picked up a relic of some sort and hit me over the head.  Some time later I woke up in Asphodel, unsure how I got there.  It must have had some real powers, because the wound still hasn't healed."