[quote=@PlatinumSkink]
[@Project] Okay, now that I'm actually reading this a bit more clearly. At the end there, is he only feeling like opening it or is he actually opening it? My immediate instincts imply the former, but I feel I should ask, just in case.
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He opens it. I added a line to clarify that because it was vague! Sorry about that.

Also, I literally just woke up, leeeeet's go to work!