[@Mae]

Aki could not believe his ears. First, she was going to deny him the torture of a homeless child. Next she would make it hard for him to get away with a pure cup and insult his person. 
And after aaaallll that, this unnoble, ungrateful, overweight, middle-aged, genderfluidly triggered poor excuse for a SERVANT  would deny him the chance to make up for his mistakes and righteously buy a Sandcake as a means of recompense!!!!! 

Also, she stepped on his shoes on the way out. 

Aki lost it.

[i]"Closed?"[/i] He whispered.. 

A split second later, a mangled ball of what used to be a dumpster with cats in it, came shattering through the cakeshop doorframe. 
Parts of the wall that held the door started flying everywhere. A hooded man inside saw a door heading for his head.

[@Bishop]
Aki came in flying after with a few seconds of delay.