[i]Oh nooooooo![/i] Looks like I'm about to break my promise and you'll have to beat me! Just gimme a minute to get the ball gag.

But no seriously, I'm over halfway through a post and most of the way through a 12-rack of Coors Light so I'm a little too drunk to finish tonight. It's already a good portion written tho, so it'll be up in time at a decent time tomorrow.