-A wandering knight who falls in love with literally anyone who has even the slightest struggle and goes on a quest of epic proportions to help them. They have to almost always talk in poetry and be completely dramatic.

-An ex-convict who is renewed as a man of the cloth, but everyone still fears them.

-A magical cleric who is actually stronger than their god, and as such, has their magic drained from them causing them to be very drowsy and lazy.

-A soldier who has never seen combat fighting scary aliens.

-A redneck slime monster that hasn't seen a sentient being in years but also has an undying desire to consume everything.

-A hero who has been given the name: 'captain yellow teeth' do to their crooked and yellowed teeth, and is desperately trying to get a new hero name.

-A ghost that haunts a room but feels bad because it's a kid's room.

-A man raised by rats integrating into society.

-A paladin to a god of strength, sports and competition named squaticles who tries to out flex everyone.