[quote=@Foster]
Granted, your dog goes mute, and fails to wake you when the house is on fire. You are burned horribly.

Dog is fine, though.

I kinda wish someone else would fix this riding lawn mower.
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You assume we don't have a fire alarm?

>We do, just not on my side of the house.

But, your wish is granted. The lawnmower is fixed, then promptly explodes.

I wish to meet a dolphin.