[quote=@Foster]Power to give anyone you shake hands with a stupid sex face grin. No off-switch.[/quote]
I will be the most successful president candidate, the only one who can stay serious.

[quote=@PrinceAlexus]The power to able to fly at mach 10 and be superman whilst riding a living dodo...[/quote]
Genetics have come a long way, chumpal. One day. If my skin doesn't tear off the second I lift off.

The power to cover any roughly horizontal surface in the stuff egg whites are made of.