Granted...but they're all doing archery and thats all they talk about...reminding you of the fact you can't shoot. 

(Left eye dominant? You can retrain in your right eye, sure you'll have to get a different riser , sight and stuff but lets be honest...you are now right eye dominant if you can't see out your left ^^ but I'll shut up, I'm sure you've thought of all that)

I wish the news wasn't so depressing.