I... I can't in good conscience crush this wish. Granted. You've just solved all the world's problems in one fell swoop - the metaphorical bullet through a metaphorical orange president's head.

I wish I could have another McDonalds cheeseburger. I've just had one for the third time in my seventeen years, and it was magnificent. It must be an exact replica of the one I had earlier - beef patty, bread bun, ketchup and cheese. It cannot be rotten or make me sick, and cannot have a negative effect on the world at large or my weight. Whoever finds a loophole will win a prize!