Granted (hair fluffiness adjusted by 2.0239979%) ... however you're now so fluffy that every time you pass a small child they gain the strength to lift you and shake you about crying "its so fluffy" 

(A video of your treatment seen here: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCEVTcL1bJ0[/url])

I wish I could stop (and restart) time for everyone else but still be able to sit and think through a situation before restarting time and acting.