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[h1][b]Pete Przybyszewski[/b][/h1]

[h3]What's your name?[/h3]

[i]Here we go. Peter Przybyszewski. That's pri-buh-shew-skiy. Yeah. P-R-Z-B-Y-S-Z-E-W-S-K-I. I imagine you don't need my middle name, right? Yeah, didn't think so. Your docket doesn't look like it has that much space left.[/i]

[h3]How old are you?[/h3]

[i]Sixteen.[/i]

[h3]What do you look like?[/h3]

[i]Uh. Is this for the foreign exchange program? I'm not interested in that. Can you imagine telling immigrants from Poland that you were taking a semester in Europe? No? Alright, fine. I'm the shortest kid in my grade, brown moptop, brown eyes, pale skin. I get burned when I go in the sun, which is most of the time, but it leaves me with freckles, except for the stupid tan-line my retainer's headgear gives me. I have grey braces. I asked the dentist for orange, but he gave me grey. I hate them so much. Anyway, I guess that's it. I wish I was taller. Why are we talking about this, anyway? Do I have to be here? Do you even work at this school? None of the other teachers wear suits or anything. Am I being deported? I better not be, I was born in Florida. We moved to Erie all of a month ago, though.[/i]

[h3]Do you have any hobbies?[/h3]

[i]I like to read, but we just moved here and all of my books are still on their way here, so all I have are MAD Magazines and old Polish novels my mom likes to read. And no, before you ask, she's not like Ivana Trump. She's more like Ivana's [b]babushka[/b]. I like animals, too. I have every ZooBook, plus the limited edition Crocodile Poster they printed for that Steve Irwin thing. I want to learn how to read computer stuff, and code them like Neo. I hear computer programmers make pretty good money. Other than that boring stuff, I don't think so. I like Morrissey and Queen, I have all their stuff on vinyl from my uncle, but I don't think music counts as a hobby. Maybe it's the Catholic work ethic my pops has whipped into me, but too many kids these days just lay around getting stoned with an album on and think that they're doing something deep. People should read more books. Why is everybody dumb except for me?[/i]

[h3]What are some things that you especially dislike?[/h3]

[i]My parents. My pastor. Bigots. Bullies. Believe me, the rednecks in this backwater town treat bullying like an Olympic sport. On the first Friday of school, seniors go around gathering up freshmen guys and beating them on the ass with wooden paddles, and this is just an acceptable part of society. Radio jockeys talk about it, sport's stores have sales on cricket paddles, it's a whole fucking thing. God, I hate Erie. Whatever. I guess Freshman Friday sounds catchier than Smear-The-Queer. Actually, can we skip this question?[/i]

[h3]What are your goals for the future? Both immediate and long-term.[/h3]

[i]... That question too, please?[/i]

[h3]What's your home life like? Specifically, what is your relationship like with your parents?[/h3]

[i]Jesus. You pick these questions outta my diary or something?[/i]

[h3]What's your favorite animal, and why?[/h3]

[i]Uh. Tigers, I guess? Anyway, what's with those qu-[/i]

[h3]Favorite color?[/h3]

[i]Blue. No, yellow. Can I leave?[/i]

[h3]Do you identify with any song or piece of music?[/h3]

[i]Smalltown Boy's a good one. Seriously though, I'm done here.[/i]

[h3]Do you believe in aliens?[/h3]

[i]What? No. Goodbye.[/i]


[h1][b]Pete's Relationships[/b][/h1]

[color=lightyellow][b]Connor Rice[/b][/color]

[i]Who?[/i]

[color=pink][b]Gabriela Mendez[/b][/color]

[i]Not ringing a bell.[/i]

[color=lightblue][b]Noah Ward[/b][/color]

[i]Seriously, I've been here a month, you can't expect me to know this.[/i]

[color=indianred][b]Ash Fitzsimmons[/b][/color]

[i]I fucking hate that guy.[/i]

[b][color=seagreen]C.J. Makowski.[/color][/b]

[i]Once again, I can't know every Tom, Dick, and C.J.[/i]
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