[center][color=blue][h2]Mr. Clutch[/h2][/color]

ACTIVATE [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Vjm0UGfv8]ACTION THEME #1[/url]!!![/center]

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Jim was pretty amazed at seeing the female Kryptonian's powers close up. This was the first time outside of a YouTube video where he saw a Kryptonian in action. He got a little annoyed when Solara caused the alien mercenary to crash into the ground right beside his car. Then the blonde opened her mouth and once again said something that Jim could only interpret as moronic, especially coming from Superman's cousin of all people. 

"Solara. You're standing here with the Justice League and your cousin within ear shot thanks to his super hearing, and you're telling me that Batman could fight Superman to a stand still? A being who can tow the earth on a chain and is faster than light? Do you understand how asinine you sound right now?" he said through speakers with a shocked tone of voice. 

[i]Seriously this chick has to be an idiot or maybe it's her time of month? Do Kryptonians even have periods?[/i] he thought to himself. Jim let himself get distracted and he barely noticed Lobo move towards at incredible speeds, but he did notice when his car was suddenly picked up by the pale alien. His stunned silence turned to fear when Lobo tossed him and his car right at his Kryptonian teammate.

[h2]"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"[/h2]

Jim screamed louder than he had ever done before. This was the first time that something like this had happened to him and he prayed that this wouldn't be the end of his hero career, he hadn't even gotten a chance to pitch Lex Corp's life insurance to the league.

[i]Why me?[/i] Jim thought to himself as he closed his eyes bracing for the imminent impact.