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     Outside Carne Village, an innocent noob was frolicking through the fields, hacking through pink lesser slime blobs with a wooden sword. The fields were pretty deserted. Most players had already abandoned the game. Whatever. The blonde future Holy Knight was going to make the most of the experience. The slimes aggroed the wooden shield-wielding fighter, surrounding him on all sides. The human with the boyish character creation features frowned with determination glinting in his blue eyes.

     “Bring it on! I’ll take you scrubs,” he declared.

     As the pink blobs closed in, he barely got a whirling swing in when a massive hammer landed right next to him. In an explosive animation, the earth erupted about the hammer and rose in an enormous geyser of fire and magma that sent the blobs disintegrating into the sky on blazing orange and red currents. As the animation subsided, the noob boy stood there as “[dot][dot][dot]” filled the chat screen. In response a “LULZ!” appeared in response as a towering warrior strode over to rip the hammer from the earth and heft it onto his fur and steel-laden shoulder. His eyes glowed white like ghostly wisps as he regarded the noob through his horned helm.

     “Did you just start the game?” the [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/4b/67/f24b67dfc5a758771cbe3e4bc67d3ad3--sci-fi-fantasy-dark-fantasy.jpg]War Lord, Lord DoThis![/url] asked.

     The fighter replied, “Um…yeah.”

     “LULZ! You know it’s about to end in 15 minutes right? Why did you even bother to download it?”

     “Because I wanted to try it out before it disappeared, so what?”

     “LULZ!”

     “…”

     A red aura erupted about the War Lord, rising on sanguine wisps about his body. He had activated a buff that made blood drip from his hammer as he lowered it from his shoulder into both of his hands.

     “Well let me welcome you!”

     “You’re going to PK me, man? Really?”

     “YUP!”

     The War Lord swung his hammer like a golf club, the blunt head rising up to hit the noob with an animation that sent his body flipping into the air. Just as the blonde-haired fighter was descending toward the ground, he waited for him to take fall damage, which he knew would be enough to end his life and increase his kill streak. The fighter landed face down on the ground and then rose to his feet as the words:

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     Flashed. The War Lord stood there still glowing from his buff.

     “[dot][dot][dot]” he typed. “Wtf?”

     “What was that? You even have Ixazel, the Blood God’s hammer, maxed out and fully enchanted,” the fighter scoffed, gazing at the shiny gleam the maxed out weapon had. “Let me guess, you put all of your points into physical attack and HP?”

     “Hax! You’re a hacker! Testing your new script bitch?”

     “What if I am? You gonna report me with 12 minutes left in the game?”

     “I better not see your ass in any future DMMOs!”

     “And what if you do, nub?”

     “I’M THE NOOB? LAWLZ!”

     The fighter flashed, and a smokebomb exploded in front of the War Lord before a blood sphere appeared over his head, dripping blood like rain on top of him. The War Lord’s HP bar dropped dramatically.

     “WTF!!!”

     His camera panned about the field, looking for the fighter who had suddenly disappeared. Desperately, his character performed a Super HP Potion drink animation before a dark figure appeared behind him, sticking a red sickle through his back that emerged through his stomach on a spurt of blood.

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     [color=red][i]Argh![/i][/color] the War Lord’s character animation cried as he flopped over on the ground.

     “WTF!!!”

     The lanky doppleganger assassin stood behind him twirling the claw end of his sickle as his character raised a hand to its hole for a mouth and tilted his head back in laughter.

     “FUCK YOU! YOU ASSHOLE!”

     The character known only as (σωσ) proceeded to [url=https://youtu.be/Hurcb7tAFt8]troll dance[/url] over his corpse. He stopped to duck, tea bagging the War Lord’s face over and over.

     “YOU TROLL BITCH! FUCK YOU!”

     “lol! Just respawn so I can get your loot.”

     “Fuck you!”

     “The timer is gonna run out any way. You can’t stay dead forever.”

     “I’M GONNA COME BACK AND KILL YOU! YOU BETTER STAY THERE NOOB!”

     The War Lord’s body vanished leaving behind a sack. (σωσ) crouched next to the sack and the wares appeared in an inventory window next to his own. The gear was complete garbage. He had upgraded everything to max level but the gems were all phys attack and HP. Even if he removed them, they would shatter and he would have to spend cash to upgrade the gems to max level…well, he would have if the game wasn’t ending in 10 minutes. (σωσ) pulled up the Guild Chat and asked, “Does any of you guys want max Gaylord armor with phys attack and HP gems all over it? Oh and the Ixzael, Blood God hammer?”

     (σωσ) had joined Apocalypse Now when his guild had long disbanded in anticipation of the server closure. Get Some hadn’t really been his guild. When the guild leader left, the leadership automatically went to him and the remaining guild members quit one at a time. Rather than watch a guild deteriorate, (σωσ) went back to being solo until a new guild announced in World Chat how it planned to stay open until the server disconnected. Bored and not having much else to do during the wait, (σωσ) joined.