My potato internet takes forever to notice that there is not, in fact, another update going on, and then an eternity to realize "wellp, lets actually start downloading" and then gets to halfway before freezing and requiring a restart to go half the distance more every time until it finally updates.

And then when it updates, one must delete the game and/or run the patching utility due to some corrupt file. Either way, add another 3 hours or 300.

Fear me and my 10kbps, overpaid for and generally just total shit.