[quote=@Ferrocerium] Interesting, but I'm trying to think of a reason a ship would need an undertaker and I'm drawing a blank. If anybody dies, we'd just toss the body over the side, maybe say a few words, get drunk, somebody would start singing "Binks' Sake" and by sunrise we would be hungover and unable to remember who we'd been mourning in the first place. [/quote] Her shovel is going to be really sad.