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Okay, here's the rundown: Doctor Fate, this magical motherfucker, showed up after a long ass time of being MIA and warned us about Extant, this other (evil) magical motherfucker. He was beat up and sick, and everyone was there, and he just so happened to sneeze on five peeps. Note that, because it's important.
So then Extant shows up, turns Fate and Wildcat old (they're both actually in their 90s or something, but look younger for reasons), then does the same to the rest to us. But remember the peeps that got snot-rocketed? They're still young and hip. To keep them from going after him, Extant turns three of us into evil versions of themselves, and is either still in the building or fucked off to go somewhere else.
Also Supergirl's showing up to help us but eh.
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Yo,

This here's a story all about,
How our lives got flipped, 
Turned upside down,
And we'd like to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
We'll tell you all about,
How we all got grey hair.