[center][b][h1][color=firebrick]LISA
A Life Ruining Roleplay[/color][/h1][/b][/center]

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[center][i][h3][color=darkgray]"A roleplay about survival, sacrifice, and perverts…"[/color][/h3][/i][/center]


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[center][b][h2][color=mediumslateblue]Premise[/color][/h2][/b][/center]

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[center][i][h3][color=darkgray]"It's a world full of drugs, violence, and decay of human intelligence."[/color][/h3][/i][/center]

[color=sandybrown] Be cautious and be wary. The world is not as safe as it used to be. Danger lurks around every corner and nobody can be trusted. Most of the beauty in the world has been eliminated or destroyed. 

 All that remains is disgust and idiocracy. The finer things in life are no more. By any means, it is to kill or be killed. That is a rule of survival and you have to live by it.  Straying off from this guideline will only bring misery in your wake. 

 You are a resident of the post-apocalyptic wasteland. There is possible reassurance, but this world is a nightmare. The only things that reside in this world are animals, monsters, and men. Women are no longer existent. No clue has surfaced regarding the disappearance of women nor has one shown up.

 It's just been a mesh pool of trash and ugliness. To cope, men will usually linger towards drugs or alcohol. It was best given the situation. What hope was there to live for? No electricity, no plumbing, and most importantly, [i]no women[/i]. Most of everyone just tries to live by with terrorizing others or playing a simple game of darts. 

 People have given up hope. That was until a group of low-lives had stumbled upon a secret. A group of nimrods discovered a baby girl and have been nurturing her for the past decade. They have been nothing but a bunch of pussies and played pretend “fatherhood.” It was until a group of bandits had to put a stop to it. 

A band of heroic raiders kidnapped the girl when the group of idiots wasn't looking. They took her for their own malicious reasons. More men had heard about this and became motivated—the first female they have seen in decades. It was then every man, raider group, and gang joined the hunt. Who was going to stop them? The adoptive fathers? That’s laughable. [/color]

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[center][b][h2][color=mediumslateblue]Source Material[/color][/h2][/b][/center]

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[center][i][h3][color=darkgray]"LISA's approach to comedy is a double-edged sword that can only make the inevitable tonal plummets, of which there are many, all the more excruciating."[/color][/h3][/i][/center]
 
[color=sandybrown]This roleplay is based on Lisa, the quirky RPG scrolling indie game. The video game is set in a post-apocalyptic world. One particular thing is that women are gone. Only men, animals, and monsters roam the planet now. 

 Lisa has a lot of comedic events filled with profanity and tragic moments. Beneath its hilarity and quirky nature, there is disgust and moral destruction. This roleplay will possibly be comedic based on your own humor. It will also be hardcore. 

 Lisa had many sacrifices in the game which tended to be unfair or entirely changed the game’s mechanics. Saving a person may affect your overall character’s playthrough. Sometimes you can prevent a situation through strength, brains, or luck. Other times, it’s just life giving you a good dicking. 

For the role-players, the storyline will be focused on finding a specific girl. She has appeared out of nowhere and has been nurtured by a couple of good Samaritans. The role players have two options: they could be considered as part of the young girl’s life prior to her kidnapping or they were hired by the girl's adoptive father to retrieve her. 

Alright, I believe that’s a good explanation of the game’s content. [/color]