AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The halberd came back. Too tired to deal with its shenanigans once more, I briefly became an intercontinental ballistic termite and pitched it at Bill Gates' far away window.

I hope it finds him happy, the conniving bastard.

...

SO, I'M A LINUX USER AGAIN.

And that chewed up about two days. I'll get back to work soon. Ish. I hope.