[@SleepingSilence]

If you think that Fabricant is being a troll then you have no-one to blame for that but yourself. She doesn't wake up in the morning and make the conscious decision to go round and shitpost as many people as possible. Turns out that if you make asinine remarks, you're going to get the same calibre of response back at you. Do see how that works? You have nothing better to do for twenty-four hours? Is your life really so barren that you would rather spend your time typing away like some "fearsome" keyboard warrior, adamant about enforcing your point of view onto others because you're so desperate for recognition or to make yourself heard, or whatever it is that you kids crave these days? Perhaps we should set up a Patreon, or a Kickstarter campaign for the guild to all chip in so we can buy you a box of fidget spinners. 

Oh boy, someone on the internet called you a rude word - how are you going to cope? Maybe we should just forgo the fidget spinner fundraiser and go straight to arranging some therapy, you're going to need it after being called a douche by someone on an internet forum. But how can I sit here and so brazenly defend Fabricant, you might ask? Well bucko, the answer to that is very simple: I've known her for a long time, she's one of the most reasonable and intelligent individuals I've ever had the pleasure of knowing - provided that you're also a reasonable person, which based on what I've read you are certainly not. You come across as brash, passive-aggressive (Hey, look at that I used your favourite phrase!) and overly defensive, which I suppose fits your signature quite aptly. 

I'm not going to say you're acting like a cunt, I'm saying you [i]are[/i] a cunt - and a babyish one at that. Maybe we should start putting badges on forum topics with a big cross on some and a tick on others, so you know when to shut your mouth and when to open it - but that would probably confuse you, you might see the cross and think "Oh, X marks the spot! Better start being a knucklefucker in this topic!" 

If there's any moderator around, feel free to throw some form of consequence my way.