Granted. Before you on a table are three axes. They're fixed to it. With no way to exit the room, nor any way to properly grind the metal, you will have to blunt the axes, quite literally, by hand.

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^^ I'm not sure this thread is for likely scenarios Mr Myst.

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I mean, you're not wrong, but that doesn't make me right. (Yes, that was intentional), But, point being, the internet is not a single entity, Ms Elk.
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