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[b]Germany[/b]
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Hot on the trail of that bitch and her limp dick boyfriend, The One switched between dashing along the desolate landscape to rocket boosting his sweet ass over obstacles, whether they be small fjords or the corpses of cars and robots alike. Grasping his stick, he stuck the landing as he smashed his foot down right onto the head of a shitty robot, crushing it whole as he wiped his finger across the brim of his hat.

[color=ed1c24]"Hmph, not fucking surprised,"[/color] he hissed, frowning as he squinted at the mess of mangled metal and wires he left behind. Scrunching his nose, he gave the piece of trash a quick punt, causing it to tumble and ricochet into a car that was missing its roof.

He didn't know where the others were, but once he caught track of this mechanical whore, he knew he couldn't just let it slide... sure, he could of fucked them up in Rio, but hell, there was too much shit going on down there!

The One might of gotten interrupted by some fuckboi amateur's... though he did beg to wonder [i]why[/i] they were going there... what did Seven-Seven have out here in this fucking beautiful place?

He began running again, scanning the landscape in the coming ski season. It would be a truly wondrous place, if not for the cannibalized cars, destroyed robots, and array of other things that ruined the natural landscape. The One sighed, shaking his fucking head as he began running up the slope of a hill.

The closer he got to the village, the more the "road" he was traveling on became pervaded with the same mechanical failures and ruined vehicles.

However, as he moved, there was a sudden roar that shook the whole area around him, catching him a bit off guard as the sound reverberated. He paused for a moment, ducking behind a tipped over truck as he held onto his fucking hat. [color=ed1c24]"The fuck is that noise,"[/color] he whispered to no one in particular until he crept from his hiding spot...

... only to find a huge ass dragon diving down on a cliff.

[color=ed1c24]"... I swear to shit, if that's another one of the Pariah's fuckbuckets,"[/color] he hissed venom from his lips as he squinted, quickly identifying the flying mechanical "myth." The One shook his head, muttering to himself as he snatched the hat off of his head and quickly rocket jumped over his hiding spot...

And then, once more he deviated a little from his original direction, dashing to the side... but not before noticing something exploding beside it.

... ok then, either someone brought a stupid ass rpg, or...

[color=ed1c24]"Or..."[/color]

The One grunted as he began running up the side of the of the cliff... or what was left of it. He kept using his top hat to constantly rocket jump, speeding up the process of reaching the top of the remaining fucked over cliff... 

Once at the peak, he began overlooking the quaint little town, but not before spying something...

And what was that he fucking spied?

He spied two fucknuggets at the bottom of what was left of it all...

And to go along with that he spied [i]another[/i] tool approaching his targets! This was the fucking thing he was exactly worried about in a sense! While he did want to suspect it as a part of the menagerie of rusted failures, these were another special type of stupid...

These weren't a part of the Pariah's collection and they were certainly not like the other bucket of fucking bolts... hmm...

The One kept himself concealed on top of the cliff, waiting to see what they would do...

... and wouldn't ya fucking know, they began fighting. Oh fuck no, he was not going to let them fight [i]his[/i] prey! He had to act fast, as the battle was already beginning... and as it turns out, there was another fucking robot! And wouldn't you know, it just had to go and fucking harm Seven-Seven! No, only [i]he[/i] was allowed to take down the rest of their god damn line!

Breaking into a sprint he jumped off the side of the cliff, tossing down his walking stick for when he needed to pull off a slick as fuck hit on one of the shitcans!

Grasping his hat, he watched as his stick swiftly planted itself in the ground, albeit in a somewhat crooked manner as the battle shifted! Now it was the clunky fat fuck robot trying to destroy her with his god damn chode arms!

Looks like he wasn't going to be exploding any stupid stealth bots today... but the tanky looking one did retardedly prime itself for getting a fucking sick back attack! Bitches like this tin can deserved it, especially after he slammed into his target!

Before The One even landed on SMOLDR, he had already shot out a couple of slow moving rockets directly at the left joint as The motherfucking One made he descent. While he did end up passing the multiple missiles, he did manage to fall behind the big dumbfuck of a robot... and what happened per say? Did he fucking die from hitting his head on the ground?

Nope! He's too damn cool to go out like this of course!

Instead, he quickly propped his hat onto his head before pointing two of his fingers at the ground in a gun like fashion before quickly firing the two sound-waves from his fingertips. To combo along with that, he let out his bread and butter move out!

[color=ed1c24]"Hey dickweeds, fuck off,"[/color] his amplified and damaging screech reverberated loudly as the two sound-waves making contact with the ground behind that faggot of a robot (aka, SMOLDR), as he was bounced back up a bit.

Along with that somewhat damaging move, his rockets exploded not only behind him, allowing him propelled forward, but they also blew up in between those thin metal rods in that kept the limb attached to the metal torso. Everything would of gone smoothly if this teenage metal fuck didn't cause a minor tremor around him, causing his stick to rebound up!

He thought he firmly embedded it into the fucking ground too!... augh, fuck...

While the one did manage to procure his stick, he wasn't able to react fast enough to avoid flying directly at the blonde bitchboi, head first as he snatched his top hat from his head.

[color=ed1c24]"God damnit!"[/color][/center]