Granted, you're at a children's party and they aren't quite sure if they like cream puffs...you get half eaten then dropped on the floor and trodden into the carpet. 

I wish my clothes automatically washed and dried themselves when I put them in the washing basket.
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I mean, you're not wrong, but that doesn't make me right. (Yes, that was intentional), But, point being, the internet is not a single entity, Ms Elk.
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I have it on good faith (from the elders of the internet) that the internet is, in fact, [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg]a small black box on the top of Big Ben[/url].
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