[quote=@Bishop]
Wait what? It wasn't a joke? You really can't swim?
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I can't. lame, I know
I know all the movements; I just haven't tried it in ages until very lately, since I've been going to a bunch of pool parties with the youth group. I managed to swim from the deep end to the shallow end, but I expend far more energy than necessary and can't hold my breath properly. Panicking doesn't help, but I'm dealing with that quickly.