Well isn't that a lovely way to greet someone asking for help. 

Welcome to the guild, Tesseract. I hope you have lots of fun here. I would suggest you start with this handy [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/4958/posts/ooc?page=1#post-73846]Guide[/url] and if you have any questions, let me know. Role Playing is tons of fun.