*Major looks around at the crazy sights including a floating spear, figure and such including transforming people*
(welcome to the mad house) 
*nods to gillian, with a calm military tone*
Your welcome. This place needs someone who can handle a med kit. 

*Turns to figure*
Welcome to a hostile sector. Be wise to watch your back in these areas. 
Not safest zone. 

*lies back on the sofa and watches some TV drinking a beer*

... 

*Barbarians are waking up and getting up slowly, after being stunned etc grumbling about place being infested by deamons, mages and other strange creatures. *