• "Good morning AmEEEEEEEEEErica I'm [b]Bill Guy the Science Nye!"[/b]
[b]LLIB! LLIB! LLIB! LLIB! LLIB! LLIB! LLIB!"[/b] 
[i]*Demonic chanting ceases*[/i]

• "In Texas we call cream ice frozen c*ck sex."

• [b]IMA' FIRIN' MUH' LAAZZEERRR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![/b]

• "Baby here I stand before you with d*** in my hand, I hope you will #%^*+!€<|~\;5:/)@@."

• "Little donkey, take a look at me, what am I?!"
   "Uuuuuuhhhh, really fat?"
    "F**k you."

• *Clank*
   "Ow!"
    *Presses Big Red Button"
    "Staples, it's that easy!"

• *Ariana Grande Plays*
   "Shut. The. F**k. Up!"
    *Troll Face appears*

[b]HALLO![/b]

"Look ou-!!"
*World Explodes*

"Dear God......"