Okay:
A million and one updates and a million and one apologies:

[i]Where has Midnight been?[/i]
I underestimated everything in my life apparently as working full time at the hospital this summer proved to be annoyingly more time consuming than I predicted. On the days I worked it was from morning to night, by the time I got home I just wanted to sleep.  I found out my health issues were not in fact me dying but just ridiculous amounts of stress stabbing my spirit 15,000 times before tossing my body in the nearest ditch, (don't worry it was found by tourist).  Since my grandmother decided to go get 20 polyps in her colon and have 9 of them be cancerous and my dad internal bleeding the last couple weeks (This advertisement has been brought to you by WebMd) I've been unable to get online for the last month and a half. 

[i]But Middy your profile says five days ago?![/i]  

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT RANDOMIZED VOICE IN MY HEAD!  I came on because of lovely Cyn's discussion thread regarding some situations with mods that I am somewhat also tied into.  The biggest issue here is I'm an idiot who used mobile and didn't notice my notifications.

[i]For all other purposes:[/i]

I apologize to all of you especially Ayaka for my absence.  The official thread is [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/166462-welcome-to-wonderland-aiw-rp/ooc]Click Here If You Don't Still Hate Me[/url]
If you have I understand.

You may now burn me at the stake <3