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 DJ Wildfire clicked and hit a few switches. He hooked a damaged phone into an audio jack and let it play out. An aggressive male could be heard on the audio.

[i][color=cyan]	"I am going to die later. There is no ands ifs or buts. I am definitely going to get fucked sideways. I'm not going to leave my name because you don't fucking need it. This is me speaking the truth. I guess I might as well do some good for this rotting world. 

	I expected some awesome things in 2056. I really did. The world is so fucked right now! Everything has just gone all tipsy and turvy. This planet died and there's no saving it! All because we humans are self-righteous pieces of shit. I don't know why everyone blames the scientists. It's all of us as a society, we did this!

	I know the scientists did this shit. They wanted to play God. I never needed no science in my life. That's for sure! People say they wanted to create a new antidote for cancer and other people say they wanted a new weapon of mass destruction. I say it doesn't fucking matter now. They did a lot of horrible shit. They experimented on criminals who already had an execution date. They tried fooling me, but I'm too smart for them!

	What did we get as a result? Fucking zombies. Was it a success or failure? None of us can know if they made their weapons or they screwed up the pooch by trying to cure cancer. I'm just glad it all fell apart when they realized their mistake. Now we got people eating people, rotting flesh down the streets. It's a party! I wish they stuck to something recreational like making a jetpack. I always wanted one. But nope, I got a fucking robot butler. 

	Now some of you might say that the machines were a government conspiracy or it was also the scientist's fault. I know for a fact you weren't complaining when your robot servant was massaging your toes and washing the dishes. Humans are lazy good-for-nothings. I don't have much intelligence on the machines. All I know is they became more self-aware. I crushed one a little while ago. I think it was a toaster oven model. I looked around its body and found a certain "chip." These "chips" I believe grant the robots human emotions. 

	I'm sure that's why they started the rebellion. I mean, we never showed them gratitude. We're kind of assholes like that. I always thought it was coincidental how the zombie virus and robot rebellion happened on the same fucking day. That was the Week of Hell as people called it. I think it's still going. 

	Between you and me, I think I saw it, but I might have heard the zombies "reproducing." Can you imagine? I am getting tired of this world. Zombies and robots, a man can only take so much. My body wasn't cut out for the radioactive waste like those son of bitches. It just gave me cancer. Where's that antidote now? Fucking hell, I just wanted a jetpack.[/color] [/i]



DJ Wildfire sighed as the audio clip ended. [color=#D9D919]"What a nutcase. Man, fuck Steve."[/color]