[b]Name:[/b] Biff Hellcat

[b]Relative Age:[/b] 43

[b]Gender:[/b] Action Star

[b]Physical Description:[/b] This man stands at an imposing 5'8, sporting gold-rimmed aviators, slicked back jet black hair, a piping cubano, leather jacket, and jeans. He spews confidence, and he's an unforgettable sight. If anything of the culture can be remembered from the old world, this is its spitting image.

On either side of his jeans, an M9 Beretta in a black leather holster, and engraved in gold on the left pistol, Biff. On the right, Hellcat. Strapped to his back is his legendary 刀 (Katana), the ベビーファッカー (Bebifaka).

The man speaks with a gravelly voice, hardened by years of chain-smoking cigars.

[b]Gas Mask Description:[/b] Biff's mask is simple, a white surgical mask.

[b]Job:[/b] Biff Hellcat is the most prolific and successful actor of all time. His works spanned the entire world, and his ass-kicking, brown people-blasting adventures are recognized by all.

[b]Personality:[/b] Stereotypical 80s action star. He seems to be deluded into thinking his past experiences are reality, and that his skills onscreen have transfered over to the apocalypse.

[b]Story:[/b] Biff's early life was nothing out of the ordinary, and completely average. Anyone who hasn't met at least these standards should be considered a failure.

He was born in the middle of the night to a single mother, as his father had been killed the night before while saving the rest of Seal Team Six by laying on top of a nuclear bomb and preventing the blast from killing anyone. Biff drove his mother home, then to Washington D.C. to accept the Medal of Honor on his father's behalf. In the following years, he had been awarded nearly every medal that the US could award aside from the Purple Heart and the Prisoner of War Medal. Then it was time to start kindergarten. Biff was so intelligent that he skipped the entirety of elementary and middle school, getting dropped straight into high school. Within a week, he dominated the big bad bully of the high school using his Krav Maga prowess, and took his girlfriend as a trophy.

After completing high school and getting his PhDs in Quantum Physics, Engineering, and Fine Art, he accidentally walked onto the set of the upcoming film [i]Nightblade Extreme[/i]. The director took one look at him and ordered the leading man executed to make room for Biff to take the role. Twenty-six NB:E films later, and Biff is one of the most wealthy and influential pop-culture icons in history, being named Times Magazine's sexiest man in the world 26 years straight. That all changed when the [s]fire nation attacked[/s].

Biff was sent into a bunker alone when the apocalypse began. Time started to eat away at his sanity. He was well-fed and in peak physical condition, but he was starved on the most important thing in the world. Attention. He donned a white surgical mask, making sure to cut a hole in it so that he could fit a cigar through, then pushed open the heavy steel door, embracing the apocalypse.

[b]Strengths/Weaknesses:[/b] Biff is the real deal prima donna. He's still in good condition, and he is trained in Krav Maga, firearms, and acting. His mental health, however, is a different story. He's deluded himself into believing that the world is actually one huge movie. As such, he feels little to no fear, and is convinced that his actions do not affect his own well-being.

[b]Philosophy:[/b] Kill terrorists, smoke cigars, bang hotties. I'm unstoppable.

[b]Strange Behaviors:[/b] Monologues, Aggression, Badass One-Liners.

[b]Favorite Thing:[/b] Attention.

[b]Skills:[/b]
[i]Plot Armor[/i] - Biff believes he is invincible, and the world seems not to disagree, as he's somehow still alive. Mind over matter.
[i]Acting[/i] - Biff is constantly acting, so he's pretty good at that.
[i]Krav Maga[/i] - Biff was trained by Jewish monks for NB:E 3.
[i]Firearms[/i] - Biff is a gun-fu expert. Unfortunately, his guns are almost always loaded with blanks.
 
[b]STARTING EQUIPMENT:[/b]
M9 Beretta x2
Katana
Leather Jacket
Gold-Rimmed Aviators
Seemingly Endless Cigars
Lots o' 9mm Blanks
Surgical Mask