[@Durnehviir] Oh my god! Lol I don't even know what all he wants in this thing! Or where he wants it to go. I don't know everyone's gifts/items/gear Are. 

And I'm absolutely dreadful with intro/openers lol

*sighs* 

[@forums] You little shit lol ok... hmm... I can ATTEMPT to do this if you give me more information on how you want this to go. Give me everyone's stuff and any other info I may need and I'll try this. Send it to me in a PM or something. 

I sure as fuck hope I don't disappoint. And my ass is gonna be quite busy the rest of the week too. 

That's alright though :)
I'll accept my new position and do my best!