Clearly, there is only one way to resolve this conflict in a peaceful, mutually agreeable manner. 

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[i]Eh, eh, eh-eh-eh, eh pick…[/i]

[b]EPIC RAP BATTLEZ OF HISTORUH!!![/b]

[b]Duh Duh Duh-Duh Dahck Dahcktah![/b]

[b]VERSUS![/b]

[b]Duh Duh Duh-Duh Dehvul!![/b]

[b]BEGIN![/b] 

Doc: 

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[i]Hua ha ha ha ha ha[/i].[/center]

You ever been to the Everglades? ‘Cause you about to get Lost, 
The souls I take, the pain I make never fades, you think I’m the right guy to accost!? 
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take your time, let you feel like you’re real sly, 
You won’t soon forget I’m arena prime once I make you into long pork pie!

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Who uses lightning anyway!? That shit’s insane, travels at the speed of light man, 
Nothing could dodge that spray! Well I guess your ten minute OP main can, 
Suppose we’ll never know if I could have won that fight, but as for me I’d rather keep my trusty glock,
And as rematches go he sure as shite ain’t gonna bite, ‘cause he know’s full well Gonad would rip off his *Bock-Bock-Bakawk!*

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Devil: 

Oh don’t give me that shit man, what? You can’t read the rules like everyone else can? 
Bout to Deus Vult up in here fam, and you look just like a coo ran! 
Auto blocking, lightning blasts, I don’t give a shit, it was in the cs Doc and yours just got thrown in a pit, 

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Mad ‘cause I came in hot off the press, brought the pain, put you through a wine press,
Well Doc, what can I say? Your characters lack finesse, you should probably just egress,
Just because it isn’t realistic doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. Can’t handle the competition? 
Well I guess you better flee, You just pissed ‘cause this dis lit you up just like electricity! 
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Doc: 

Sure I’ll take your blood but if you wanna try again better come on your knees, 
Heh, yeah, while you’re at it bring me your gold, frankincense and myrrh,
You’d have to pay me to stoop to your level of op trash but I’d wipe you like a breeze, 
Chew you up, spit you out, and pick my teeth with your bones like the Magna Pater. 

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[b]WHO WON!?!? 

WHO’S NEXT!?!?!? 

YOU DECIDE!!! [/b] 

Disclaimer - None of this was meant to be offensive to either of you or anyone else. I simply couldn't help myself, how often does a chance to roleplay as two roleplayers who are roleplaying a rap battle actually come up? Also I'll challenge you if your desperate enough to accept a fight with me Doc, but after this post my character is going to have to be some white guy wanna be freestyle rapper who LARPs as a level four D&D bard on the weekends, wears light armor and uses dual daggers and wears a fake grill.