[h2]Dirk Messir - AwwwwwwWWWFREAKOUT[/h2]
'It's fine, Captain Cedric,' Dirk intimates, 'because the sea is controlling us. Divine Purpose said so-'

And then Bonesword ruined it by grabbing the wheel, and voices began screaming and yelling telling him to kill myself you worthless scumbag idiot who cant even stop a skeleton and and and and and AND AND [b]AND[/b]

'[i]GOD DAMN IT BONESWORD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS![/i]' Dirk screams at him, his upper body and arms violently convulsed as he scrambles eggs to [i][s]YOU MUST MURDER THE SKELETON AND [pleasure slave] THE BONES[/s][/i] reach back to not thebreak down the west wing. '[i]THERE WAS AWESOME COOL THINGS HAPPENING WHICH YOU RUNED YOU SSSCKKKRKRRRR MOTHERLESS GOAT FARMER![/i]' He collapses slightly as his rage continues, '[i]WHAT WAS THE HOW COULD YOU DDFDFDFDFFFAACK! YOUR [b]EYES[/b] ARE [b]IDIOTIC[/b] FOR THE FLAG NAMEBLES GROLG LOUGH NYECHKDIPSHIT ASS WANG WINGER-![/i]'

And then something hit the ship, and Dirk's arms [i][s]DESTROY SKELTAL[/s][/i] go up and then down dramatically gestured, and he said '[i]SEE?! "C"... FOR [b]SEEEAAAA![/b][/i]' And he goes full on to the agonised animalistic shriek of backbend angryness that hurts everyone to listen to but THEN IT INCLUDESH IMSELF

[i]Time To Relax, Dirk! You'll Pull A Muscle.[/i]

So he relaxed, probably slightly a significant closer to skeletonfriend than before. He didn't know when he got the knife out, but it was in my hands the whole time so now he looked like he was threanteing. Oh God. Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God

'I'm sorry Bonesword,' tallboy murmurs quietly, hunching back over servilley, serviley, all what servile-like. The word that meant sorry. Punitively probably. With head tilt. 'I'll help remove the police.' When he says this, he moves into the lower deck, since the lines said this is the best way for me to make it up to my close ally and companion called swordman. But he went down quietly, and followed what the Divine Purpose said. It was always right. Divine Purpose is Divine Power.

[i]You cannot trust it Loser! How do you think it will help Dumbass when you are fighting Idiot?[/i]

You're wrong Jamewithaniintheexactmiddle. It's fine. See, Dirk's already in the lower hold with the rum, where the torpedo got shot! And is hidden from the shrimp people. Shrimp people. Tastes like shrimp. Talks like people.

[i]They're going to see you.[/i]

'They won't Derek. Divine Purpose is good.' Dirk said this under his breath because Divine Purpose says. And because he can, he slowly sneks up behind one of them, the one with... he decides Yellow, because Violent was getting attacked by Caezure already, armour. And stabs the guy in his weakspot necks to the next. On it maybe. The picture wasn't that clear about where the armour ended, [@ProPro], but close to it. But in a stabby way, because after that Divine Purpose said go back behind the rum. When in rum.

[i]When in rum, drink until you die. Do it, do it, DO IT you little turd, freaking DO IT.[/i]

Don't want to. Behaviour will go weird. Divine Purpose says have to be friends with alcoholics but not be among them. Are the shrimp alcoholic? Probably, since they're in the rum. Anyway, it says keep moving to new spots, so I did it, and they didn't get me yet. Idiots.