[color=39b54a][center][h2][i][u]Shizuka Ichimi[/u][/i][/h2][/center][/color]

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[Center][COLOR=39b54a][sup][b]Konohagakure | Chūnin | Breezy-nin[/b][/sup][/COLOR][/center][hr][INDENT][sup][COLOR=39b54a][b]TIME:[/b] [i]Present Day - Morning[/i] | [b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Konohagakure - Exam Stadium[/i] | [b]INTERACTION:[/b] [@LadyinInk] [@Reflection][/COLOR][/sup][/INDENT]

Ninja’s poured in almost as if there was a bottleneck effect transpiring at the gates of the exam. One by one a new face Shizuka had never seen before entered, he never really cared to remember any of the faces of even ninja from his village, well that wasn’t from lack of trying, but rather out of sheer ignorance. Although it seemed like the Iwa ninja, who spoke funny as if there was something stuck in their nose, had an entourage as another girl entered the scene and spoke in the same way as the one who had been antagonizing the uptight Senju boy and the dumb leaf old lady. Whatever it was it seemed the two iwa ninja’s were antagonizing the two, but Shizuka was more focused on the pinnacle of all life which was the purity that lied in womens panties. The snow white glisten that emanated from under Hime’s dress sent a rush of euphoria into Shizuka’s ever perplexing mind. 

However Shizuka seemed rather sad, no one had been paying him any attention nor did they seem to notice the death of his strudel who had by now been trampled with dust and dirt. Had he not made a grand enough entrance? No, that couldn’t have possibly been it he shot out a gust of wind that would sprawl out a normal human. Was he not loud enough in his introduction? No! He had made his presence known with a commanding introduction, he even stuck his hand out in greeting! Slowly the spark started to illuminate the light bulb in his head. More and more juice flooded his head until the light bulb shattered completing his thought process. Shizuka snapped in having discovered his epiphany. [color=39b54a]“That’s right I don’t have boobs!”[/color] he exclaimed. Although that was more than likely not the answer, they most likely ignored him dude to how easy people found him to be ignorable for how annoying and loud he was. Shizuka however, was none the wiser. 

[color=39b54a]“Hmm maybe if I learn a jutsu that gives me boobs or makes me a girl, I think I know someone from the leaf that knows that ability. But the Senju is a boy, so maybe I need to learn how to keep a stick in my butt too.”[/color] Shizuka clearly talking to himself, but in an audible volume where anyone around him could hear. Rumia had made a rude gesture in the direction that was clearly meant for him. [color=39b54a]“Huh I wonder why she’s flipping off the Hokage?”[/color] Shizuka shrugged [color=39b54a]“Must be for the Hokage, Iwa Shinobi sure do have weird customs for different villages.”[/color] Just then Shizuka saw the miracle of life occur, a trash can had enveloped his poor strudel and sent it to a proper grave. Without realizing that Kurin had created said trash can, Shizuka without skipping a beat blew into his hands creating the sound reminiscent of a trumpet as he commemorated the honorable service his strudel had served in this cut throat ninja world. 

Just then his service was interrupted by the weird senju boy for some reason as he began speaking in his direction while making eye contact. [color=39b54a]“Rum and Kika? Those are strange names. Iwa is a strange place I wonder why my mom wants me to meet her there. I don’t think I would learn much from them besides their funny voices.”[/color] Just then Kurin stopped talking and managed to catch a bottle Rum had dropped [color=39b54a]“Pretty clumsy eh?”[/color] again not knowing who he was addressing. However the Senju keep insisting on claiming Shizuka’s attention, now completely bored and forgetting what he was even doing decided to finally listen to Kurin. [color=39b54a]“Yes stick boy?!”[/color] Shizuka retorted respectfully seeing as Kurin seemed to follow that archetype, despite actually lacking respect. [color=39b54a]“Oooo a team! What do we need a team for? You want me to be on your team? I’ve never been on many teams they usually kick me out after I blow stuff up. Although I don’t know what you do, but I guess we can change the world.”[/color] Shizuka rambled as having completely ignored the Hokage’s message in his grief. 

[color=39b54a]“Yeah team! Leave it to me stick man I’ll find suitable mates for us.”[/color] Shizuka patted the Senju’s head, before grabbing him and running on the air towards what he thought would be a suitable partner. Shizuka’s eyes narrowed in focus as he found his next ally despite whether they said no or not, it simply wasn’t an answer he would take, arrogance or stupidity was still left undecided. Even though Shizuka seemed stupid he was always very perceptive and scholarly, despite seeming fixated on his strudel and the ninja in front of him he could feel the air blowing around him as it carried information to him like any passing breeze. This Kunoichi seemed special and she had a special scent to her that made him feel at ease like his mother once did when he was a child. Running at blazing speed with Kurin in tow, Shizuka dashed in front of Kiku, cutting off her designated route. 

Breaking immediately Shizuka made sure he was mere centimeters from Kiku’s face as he stared her down. “[color=39b54a]Why do you wear that mask? You have beautiful eyes, I haven’t seen ones that were so light.”[/color] Shizuka was rather abrasive, but he could never tell a lie. [color=39b54a]“I’m Shizuka and this is stick man. Please be on our team, we’re going to be the environment, right Sticky?”[/color] Shizuka turned to ask Kurin half wondering if he had survived their little road trip.
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