[@Liliya]

[i]Tom took up a low power stance, extending a hand towards a large nerd eating out of a box of Popeyes. As if on instinct,
the nerd chucked a fried chicken leg at Tom, who knocked out a rapid fire spell from between his lips. [/i]

"WeeMan Shinkickums!"

[i]Wee Man from Jackass stepped into reality as if emerging from an invisible curtain, snatching the chicken leg out of the air and taking a greasy bite, before handing it over to Tom's waiting left hand whereupon it found use as a mic.[/i]



"Ooh, bringing family into it, huh? Okay boy. Now it's personal. Lemme show you who you're dealin' with."

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"Talkin' 'bout my faaaamily stones, but you ain't Sly, my kin may be Southern but they don't roll that way, defy, [b]pay[/b] for your sins, live again as my bitch, every day goin' by you'll know which wizard is [b]real[/b],
Feeeeel it, difference 'tween me and you, you live in your mom's basement, encasement in the Elder Scrolls, erasement of your soul, barely had one, was a sad one, chimpanzee in a zoo.

Moooom! Where's my sandwich? My boys need mo' chips! (At this point Tom began rapping at a fiery 250 words per minute) You work your momma like a wife, take a knife, make some dip outta your social life, born white, wanna be black, already a token, Tolkein, in the hood on a Segway, Hip to be Square, no way, Wierd Al already laid claim to you, Too White n' Nerdy, wannabe dirty, go back to ya lair, go sit on the loo watchin' Pornhub, VoldemortXIce Cube like a real boob, can't drink Bud, underaged, not lit, still too old to be doin' this shit."